But then they retconned it so that Eggman had controlled an army of ants to take the form of Nick Fury in the One Last Day event.

Of course he doesn’t transform into a hawk. That’s stupid. He transforms into a hawk’s eye. Then he rolls around and dirt gets stuck to him.

He is an absolutely vile character in that show but he’s so damn charming you start to fall for him. Tennant basically Kilgraves the audience.

I will now refute each of your points one by one.

If nothing else I have to respect Trump for being innovative enough to find new bottoms of this barrel.

Luckily there is no possible way for this feature to be abused.

Being unqualified is the chief qualification for a job in the Trump White House.

“People are dying who have never died before.”

Do Drew, Oz and Phil have some sort of competition going on who can be the worst TV doctor?

Nope, Evans is top Chris then Hemsworth then Pine.

Not exactly setting a high bar there.

If you’re convinced society is about to collapse and you’ll need a gun to protect yourself and your family I can sort of understand. I’d argue this is more likely to cause the type of chaos you’re looking to protect yourself from.

Abe Lincoln in Fight Club... getting kicked by Fred Durst.

In this instance “job” refers to pretending to be an independent anti-crime guy.

Iran is once again pursuing nuclear weapons, they’ll never make another deal with us if the next president can just abandon it because he feels like it, any internal strife inside Iran has now been turned on us and we’ve alienated our allies.

That's an Ivanka cardboard standee. You can tell by the lifeless eyes and that she's in the same position in each shot.

I saw it on CNN here, not sure if it was also in a book.

Any time he relates someone else called him “sir” it’s a sure sign he’s making it up.

Trump is right, the transcript is perfectly incriminating.

Their hair looks like angry snakes and the male character's beard doesn't even move with his jaw!