I’m thankful. Think of how much more evil he could commit if he wasn’t so fucking lazy!

It’s not just 80s cars, apparently they’re also using this 1955 Lincoln Futura.

USA Today should start by fact-checking the byline.

I’d be shocked if he does.

I'm honestly surprised he didn't perpetuate the myth that Columbus discovered the world was round.

Snopes says it’s real.

That’s a fair point, but I still think it will happen.

I believe it will happen in my lifetime. Hillary won the popular vote despite all the baggage Republicans have been piling on her for 25 years.

She was the candidate I was hoping would run in 2016. That said I’m not sure I’m willing to risk another 4 years of Trump on the idea America has gotten less sexist by 2020.

He ever posted a tweet that actually has aged well?

I did it but it’s not a crime. Hillary did it too, why isn’t someone arresting her?

So is the reporting dishonest and you didn’t make the comments or was it honest and you did but you expected them to be off the record?

Here he is singing the whole song.

You beat me by five minutes. Damn my slow Photoshop skills.

Wow, that is a lot of Trump tweets I had to scroll right past. No way I’m absorbing that much crazy today.

You can’t have popcorn without a soda and at that point I’m waiting until February. And nothing good ever comes out in February.

It’s been six whole months since that tax bill passed. I’ve been saving all that extra money and now I can go see a movie with it!

I always scroll right past. Not worth the aggravation. Had to do more scrolling than normal today.

It doesn’t much matter. Since McConnell got rid of the filibuster Dems can complain all they want and won’t be able to do anything to stop an appointment.

It gets worse. He got the image from a Nazi think tank.