I like these two as well:

But Chinese are foreigners so everything they do must be specifically to screw us over.

Maybe I should invest in gun companies, I can make some money off of WWIII.

He usually does, or at least threatens to.

All of his arguments and insults are ad hoc, so to look for some logical consistency is a fool’s errand.

My question is why would anyone bother with doing that? There was zero chance California was ever going to go for Trump and as it is so perfectly clear a popular vote win is meaningless.

I had this exact question, if you’re going to go through all the trouble of getting millions of illegals to vote why not have them vote in states that matter like Ohio or Florida?

I’m looking to start an electric car company, anyone know what Tesla’s middle name was?

Remember when Colbert was satire?

Yes, they were absolutely overblown. My point is that after making that huge deal about it over the campaign if he nominates Romney or Petraeus he’s a massive hypocrite.

He spent $100K of state money to destroy all records before he left the office. But you know, Hillary’s deleted emails wasn’t a big deal or anything.

If it’ll save us from a Trump presidency I say bring it on.

I think it’s the opposite, if you ask him I bet he would say he’s never lost anything. He either won or was cheated out of it.

But my point is why would they bother with that? California is as reliably blue as states come. And clearly running up the numbers here gets you nothing because he still won the election.

Why would anyone bother committing voter fraud in California? It’s not like there was ever a chance Hillary was going to lose it.

He can’t tolerate having failed at anything. Even though he won the election he still has to believe he also won the popular vote so someone must have cheated him. I can pretty much guarantee if he had won the popular vote he would be claiming he had won it in a landslide if it wasn’t for all that voter fraud.

He’s a narcissist and so he is incapable of believing he has ever failed at anything. So the fact that he lost the popular vote could only be because of voter fraud. It doesn’t matter that he won the election, he has to win at everything or he was cheated.

Negan’s shtick is one note and has gotten boring very quickly. 

Looking forward to playing Childhood Trauma Simulator Part 3!

Needs more BRAHM!