People in gaudy gold houses shouldn’t throw stones, Donald.

His idea of the media rigging the election is that they are criticizing him.

Hell, I couldn’t tell you what I did at work last week. Let alone 15 years ago.

I think you mean “a thing, bigly.”

He’s pretty well known in atheist circles for being so bonkers insane and thus fun to mock. I saw my first one back in the early 2000s.

I got handed one outside of SDCC this year. The guy was walking around offering people a “free comic.” I was surprised how tiny it was. I asked him how they got so much crazy in such a small package. He just walked away.

I got handed one outside San Diego Comic Con this year. The guy said he was just handing out a “free comic.”

Jon Bernthal has apparently decided to make a career of playing heavily armed assholes.

So the Oscar winning actress couldn’t convincingly act as if she was happy about winning?

She thinks based on how he speaks Trump could pass a cognitive test?

Here is your first lesson, Russia. Make sure one of your candidates is a wannabe dictator obsessed with proving his own masculinity. Oh, looks like you’ve got that covered.

Why does the press keep asking me about this insane conspiracy theory I’m pushing? - Donald Trump, 2011

It’s “threw a dog” not “throwed”!

I’d question your use of the word sentient there. Not sure he’s able to perceive much outside of himself.

SAY IT!

Hey Trump spokesman, when your guy BRAGS about doing exactly this it’s not really ridiculous to consider he might have done it.

To the best of my recollection he does not. He is an unlockable character in multiplayer and he mostly just punches things.

The best, most elegant cavity searching skills. Really phenomenal, trust me.