Really good brain? The BEST brain! Okay, really impressive.

I have too much trust in the intelligence of other humans to think you honestly believe that.

But it’s all about transparency in games journalism!

Now if they’ll just stop talking in that fucking robotic voice!

Here’s a bit about how weird that checkpoint is.

Have to give them this though, plenty of minority representation on the list!

They’re in the comments on news articles about this.

And they flew him out to hang out on set in costume just to throw us all off! Wake up, sheeple!

It looks like an apron.

I used to, I was up to a three can a day habit before I quit because watching football started to feel like exercise.

That’s insane, now peanut butter with cheese is pretty good.

I think all of the source engine games have that problem.

Poor Donald, facts just refuse to treat him fairly.

Is Yathzee still there (AKA the only reason to go to The Escapist now)

Someone add some “Deal with it” glasses to that dog, stat!

“Just Say No” the plan so dumb even Sarah Palin realizes it would never have worked.

Portals don’t work on moving surfaces (except for those times that they do)! This is bullshit!

I was going to say you’re being ridiculous but then you mentioned the Minotaur and now I’m sold!

But how much for the “beautiful door”?