It might be a gift. Seems like the kind of thing one right wing gun nut might give to another.

Because their enemies are so clever and organized to have pulled off these massive conspiracies but that just makes Jones and his ilk are even more clever for being able to figure it out.

$3,500 sounds a bit pricey for that old of a Corolla.

Seriously! WTF El Nino? You had one job!

Burning popcorn is like setting off a chemical weapon in an office.

The comment really isn’t ready to get tied down.

Meh, I’ve seen funnier blasphemy than that.

Here we have it from one of these payday loan company’s own training manual.

Pretty much, yeah.

Pretty much everything we “know” about hell was created by fan fiction that the author inserted himself in as a Mary Sue.

Don’t any of you fuckers dare joke about my prison on Mars. That is a real place and I will send you there if you cross me!

There’s no one smarter than him! If you doubt that just ask him.

Gross, Burger King? Don’t settle for less than In and Out, Rebel.

You need to pass through a metal detector every time you get back on the ship. So it just depends on what you are trying to smuggle.

Sounds miserable. I have never “just gone for a drive” not even when I got my first car. Just not the type to enjoy that. I freely admit it is because of my own personality flaws.

I went on one last year and enjoyed it and I don’t have kids. I get kind of stressed out about details when I travel. Where I’m going to stay, where I’m going to eat, how I’m going to get around, what I’m going to see but a cruise handles all those details. So I booked another one for this year.

Also need a dastardly plan and an inefficient death trap, Hank.

And I find boxing matches dull to watch for the same reason.

The only action sequences that seem to have any planning are the ones with the Batmobile. Probably because it was too much risk to just improvise a chase scene with a 3 ton car.