There needs to be a moratorium on protagonists named Clay (and Adam).

GIVE NOLAN CRYPTONOMICON

oh god we’re due for remakes of Legend, Neverending Story, Return to OZ, and Willow, aren’t we?

No one. They’re signifiers that you’re more interested in manufacturing an image than actually cultivating a personality.

No one. They’re signifiers that you’re more interested in manufacturing an image than actually cultivating a…

I hope they do Dark Tower some day.

I wonder though if a scooter is that much of a threat to fly? I mean, plywood and the below-mentioned slate tiles have a lot of surface area relative to their mass, making them more likely to catch the wind. I suppose I’d be convinced they’re a more serious threat if there were a lot of stories of serious harm caused…

Bootlicker.

For being FUCKING RIGHTEOUS AND METAL AS FUCK I GUESS.

I have a friend who went as moral support for my roommate. Roommate was simply putting in the effort to avoid a DUI conviction. I didn’t realize Friend really did have a problem, and this was just an excuse to take the plunge into the meetings, and is now like five years sober. 

In the sense of “a good acquisition.” “Beckham was a real get for the Cleveland Browns.”

So you’re attacking someone who disagrees with you and telling them to not speak their piece? 🤔

Yeah, the case law in this area is still developing. In Ohio, we had a Republican state rep block a constituent due to an argument over the rep’s support of an abortion ban, but the issue was resolved before the federal lawsuit could advance.

And yet I don’t want to get into a metal box going 70mph being driven by someone who’s working 18 hours straight who’s working more to make more money. When I get on a bus or plane or whatever, I feel fairly confident that the employment relationship mitigates those kinds of concerns. Not so when it’s an independent…

Something about him bothers me.

And yet no major corporation would think twice about firing or laying someone off at an inopportune moment.

When wouldn’t it have been proximate to domestic terrorism? Two synagogue shootings, Charlottesville, Orlando, San Bernardino, Charleston, Boston... and that’s just the last five years.

Also, what Biblical evidence do we have that Adam and Eve were the same race?Who knows what someone looks like when they’re made out of a rib? Maybe Adam looked like Idris Elba and Eve looked like Devon Aoki and Lilith looked like Taytay and Cain and Abel were little Naomi Osaka-looking Blasians.

Hard to feel sorry for him when he basically shouted from the rooftops, “I’M DOWN! WHATEVER YOU DO, PLEASE DON’T KICK ME!”

Not to mention the way SI forced him to go on TV at gunpoint!