Does he say how many resumes has he sent out?

I know which pull quote I’d use for my movie poster.

Good username/comment synergy.

😘

Needs more clever toys

“A meritorious film” is faintest praise that ever damned a film.

Wow, his complaint isn’t that it’s a fascist stooge, but that it is someone in any way connected to politics. What a milquetoast take. 

I don’t even own a pod!

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Well, they’re not quite a pod, and not quite a cast, but man... heh heh.

How the hell has the world not become a fascist police state following two infiltrations of the highest level of powers resulting in mass destruction? I mean, jesus, we still can’t wear shoes through airport security and the shoe bomb didn’t even work!

They barely even speak Scottish!

Ah, the only self-curing form of insanity.

One quibble: A*** C*** was the pinnacle of that unfortunate trend.

I don’t know. Cake and ice cream?

Why doesn’t Ross, as the largest Friend, simply eat the monkey?

Do a Browns-Ravens deal with Jacksonville and London.

And when an author says, “This is an actual prediction of what I think the world will be like” in the introduction, I’ll take that under advisement. Until that point, I assume they are trying to tell a story that they think is interesting, not that they are trying to be modern day Nostrodami.

When did you become a stripper?

It is a pretty pedestrian melodrama.