Sounds like Disney+ has got Willow covered!

We’re more likely to get a fourth Indiana Jones movie.

3. Eddie Lacy

“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Wait, no, yep that is a Bird!”

Quitting when you have enough money is what any retirement is.

Hint: failures like this aren’t featured in big sports media pieces with in-depth interviews unless the guy goes out of his way to seek out and agree to big sports media pieces with in-depth interviews. He *wanted* his failure to be public because he thinks that’s the way to get another chance to fail again. He could…

You got that from his business card!

Guys! A disinterested contrarian! We got a disinterested contrarian here!!

Ugh. I saw AC live once at a hardcore fest in the cafeteria of a 4H building. They got the plug pulled on them after the singer (who was so drunk etc he had to sit in a chair during their entire set) started hitting a guy with a flagpole. He also smashed a wooden orange crate on some kid.

Are you a bad enough babysitter to rescue the president's baby

Man, that just barely counts because the Clerks animated series is somehow 19 fucking years old now. Goddamn that makes me feel old.

Barsanti is widely known as a shill for “big feral hog”. Don’t expect to see him address this issue any time soon.

Same here. I’m also surrounded by assholes in my line of work, but that’s what I get for finding employment on Spaceball One. Don’t give me that look, their three-ring circus needed a bearded lady, and the popularity of three-ring circuses is waning on Planet Druidia!

What is everyone basing the assumption that the elites in this movie are “liberal-coded” on? They definitely came across as cosmopolitan, but they also said things like, “We pay for everything.” (The trailer is no longer available, so I can’t refresh my memory of the details.) If anything, it seemed like a parody of…

They did

Phsaw. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror.

Ms. Pac Man is the only perfect game, you fucking charlatans

Helen Mirren auditioned to play bass for Metallica after Cliff Burton died. It’s in Some Kind of Monster.