They had a 50/50 chance of picking the good SYMIHC host and they fucked it up! I hope you like hearing someone laugh at their own jokes A LOT.

For my money, BBC Radio 4 is the best source of podcasts on the internet.

This is crap but I still love the Fantasy Footballers and they deserve good things to happen to them. They are like 95% content, 5% goof-off filler, which is the right ratio. Shit like MBMBAM or Gilmore Guys can die in a fire.

but there’s an emoji in their name 😍

Don’t forget for a while they were also LiveNation, which is now part of Ticketmaster. No aspect of this company has ever not been awful.

Dear Salty, I left a $10,000 tip on two glasses of water, but they didn’t say “Thanks for coming!” as I left and also my wife fucks other men. Can I ask for my tip back?

Wikipedia movie synopses are the best bad writing.

The BBC was robbed. WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN FOR IN OUR TIME!

I’m gonna go ahead and assume it’s slightly less credible than the BBB, slightly more than Yelp reviews.

What a load of bull moose.

Amazing how fast the sports blogger played the victim card. “He wouldn’t even talk to me after the game! I was totally reasonable and he blew me off!” 

I’m convinced JD Powers is something automobile marketing departments invented. 

And it was hard to do!

Waits has licensed music for nonprofit commercials before. 

I mean, what are we to believe, that Atlantis has some sort of cache of prehistoric marine reptiles, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Quit trying to launch memes.

“supposed to” is is an anthropomorphic projection, too.

Ah, blogging: The grand pursuit of rearranging someone else’s article for your employer’s website.

Freaks and Geeks simply debuted a year too early.