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Listen, he was on the first record. First record = founding member. We’re not going to go calling Ringo a johnny come lately to the Beatles, are we? Heck, even by that definition, Adam Horovitz isn’t a founding Beastie Boy.

Also, an “average burger” is different from “the average price of a burger.” Like, I’d consider an “average burger” to be a single small patty with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, ketchup and mustard on a bun. And last time I went to Burger King, that was like a buck fifty.

One advantage of FG over literally any fast food (i.e. anywhere with a drive-thru) I’ve been is the service. Everyone is attentive and competent. Orders are taken quickly, they’re filled correctly, and no one appears to be miserable. I presume it has to do with better pay and better training. For me, that (along with

Who do you think the “Mac” is in Fleetwood Mac? 

“Fight or flight” is only part of the story. “Freeze” is just as common a reaction, particularly in a situation a person doesn’t understand. An authority figure cutting a child’s hair sounds exactly like the kind of thing that I’d expect could elicit a “freeze” response.

That’s hilarious, because ever since they got rid of blogs I follow that have adult-oriented content, all the suggested posts on my feed are porny spam. So they got rid of blogs I like and replaced them with the exact stuff they were trying to weed out.

It’s windy a.f. by the lake. But it’s not as snowy. The warmer moist air coming off the lake goes up to the heights, where the air cools down and the moisture turns to snow.

Mmm, yes, everyone here is literally saying that McCarthy is the only problem. 

FOUR THROWGASMS!?

Disney catering to its audience! shockedshocked.gif

Archival footage of Puddinghead:

I’ve been kicked out of city dumps for less.

Millenials made nostalgia a virtue unto itself. Ready Player One, Lion King, and new Woody Woodpecker cartoons are their fault.

[Pushes glasses up nose] “DCEU”

WHAT

That’s fine. Its purpose is still to make money. If Disney did not think making a new Lion King movie would enhance shareholder value, it would not make it.

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Well, case sensitive security answers. But that’s the only other thing I can think of.

People say don’t write down passwords... but how frequently are passwords compromised because someone’s cheat sheet was found? Perhaps if you are working in government or a business filled with trade secrets and espionage. But for Ma and Pa Kent, how much of a risk is it to have their Chase credit card and Facebook