IT JUST HAD SO MANY FALSE ENDINGS!

It’d actually be a relief if they were a computer program.

But also that there’s nothing wrong with fighting a war using genetically-engineered, brainwashed slave-soldiers led by a paramilitary religious sect that also brainwashes children.

So PimpHandOfSisko is definitely a Russian bot, yes?

Yeah, I didn’t really get how this is different from disabling remote images (which I think are disabled by default?)

“Berle’s shout of ‘Is there a doctor in the house?’ was initially thought to be a humorous ad lib”

Well, there was Omarosa when she said she had tapes.

I think you meant As You Like It.

And then Oingo Boingo leads you to Forbidden Zone and you’re a weirdo forever after.

BOO THIS GHOST!

I’ll respond to emails with “Don’t call me Shirley” if I want, Vernon. Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Real gangstas don’t flex nuts cause real gangstas know they got ‘em.

I wanted Bollux and Blue Max and the Corporate Sector! 

Right side of history? Are you high? Did you sleep through the 90s? Did you miss the way they USED SWEATSHOPS TO MAKE THEIR SHOES? Pride and Black History and Kaep are a fart in the wind to GODDAMNED WAGE SLAVES. Jesus, man, if you’re going to stan for company, pick one that wasn’t notorious for EXPLOITING OVERSEAS…

Companies will do things like this if it enhances shareholder value. If stomping puppies enhances shareholder value, they will lace up their boots.

I kneel for the anthem every sunday.

They would not have done the right thing if doing the wrong thing would have enhanced shareholder value more.

“For the love of the Force, Harrison, can you please keep this fucking ship level?”