Occam’s Boner

I mean horse’s mouth!

Straight from the horse mouth!

Yeah, the only thing in the back of the planes I travel on is the john.

She was also quite good in the so-so Tarzan!

Because it was probably made in Excel and they probably entered it with a typo such as a leading or trailing space and so rather than interpreting it as a clock time, Excel interpreted it as text and printed it as-is. If you want to enter a time into Excel, you can either enter it as military time or enter it as HH:MM…

Minutely! Secondly! Planck timely!

“Thing that most engorged our sex organs to hear about.”

HOLD.IT.UNTIL.YOU.PEE.YOUR.PANTS.OR.REABSORB.IT.

Before I order a beer, I always down a quick glass of water.

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“We were happy to learn he was accidentally shot to death.”

There’s a Will Smith minifig? There’s a Kevin Kline minifig!?

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As always, “Legos” is a misuses of terms and is frowned upon, and “LEGO” is most often used for both the singular and plural of LEGO® brand building bricks, but also a product I find it very hard to believe he’s selling, because what happened with LEGO? They used to be simple. Oh come on, I know you know what I’m…

Well, if it’s a cliche, it must be true!

Well, just keep at it.

That is a terrible beard.

“Now I am become Tyler, destroyer of worlds.”

lol no one cares about eminem