What if “The Joker” isn’t a person, but a codename or mantle, taken up by a succession of different people?

Just say it out loud.

It’s a pun, like Star Wars Day or March 14.

Hey, to be fair, Weezer did ALL the small things.

Sown’zuff “Sy” Anz

Polly Wogstoo.

I don’t get it.

I don’t follow.

I willingly trust my life to a metal tube that I fly in at up to 500 mph without the even a casual understanding of how it functions.

The Spectacular Spider-Ham!?

Or Doc Savage

Asian.

Porter Pullman? Rockalin Lyne? Dixie Flyer?

Idris Elba for Batman.

Good one, I guess?

Hey! Just because I like a pinky tickling my anus every so often isn’t a reason to compare me to a Bills fan!

I’m really proud of “Oren Texe-Presse”

Here’s a great Hard Day’s Night tidbit you probably already know:

Train used to be an engineer named Oren Texe-Presse, and one day the Joker tied Texe-Presse’s girlfriend (Kaycee Jonas) to the train tracks to make Batman decide whether to save the innocent damsel or Robin. When Batman chose Robin, Texe-Presse vowed revenge and something something can transfer his mind into any train.

Does turning off motion smoothing make the train fight in Batman Begins any more coherent?