that isn’t even funny or clever

The A.V. Club

Yes, Mr. Tomato, everything stinks.

Rich White people invented Whiteness to keep poor White people from realizing that they had more in common with poor Black and indigenous people than they did with rich people.

A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, and must be avenged.

He was on Alanis at about the same time.

No Roundhouse, no Alex Mack, no Shelby Woo, no YCDTOT, no Pete & Pete.

That’s basically my Corolla. It has, ummmm... an aux jack. And... uh... power windows. And a clock.

but who is wint

who?

Cracked.com was pretty good until Scripps bought it. It got Univisioned.

Honestly, I feel the same way about buttholes. I don’t want to actually look at someone’s pink asterisk.

I know what your point was. I willfully misinterpreted your last sentence as referring to the aforementioned skydiving rather than football to humorous effect.

I had no idea there was full-contact skydiving.

Is Rice and Beans a salad?

“Whatever you do, don’t give money to people! They might spend it on things!”

Tip in cash so it’s not taxed.

“WHY WON’T PEOPLE STOP GIVING THESE WEIRDOS ATTENTION!?” wrote the blogger on their blog.

We’re first place in our division rn too tho

If it’s good enough for Sun Ra...