clothes can’t make anything they’re inanimate objects

clothes can’t make anything they’re inanimate objects

okay troll bye

You are feeding your kids 1000 calorie meals? I knew Pittsburgh was an unhealthy city, and now I know why. My condolences on their future diabetes.

Okay, man, if you think 2000 calories is a normal adult meal, I don’t know what else to say.

Now I see you were using the Regular size. Jesus christ, man, that’s over 2000 calories! You’re eating an entire day’s worth of food in one sitting! Perhaps your problem isn’t so much how much money you spend, but how much food you’re shoving down your gullet.

You’re right. I was wrong. It wasn’t $10.47. It was $10.46

I hope he never works in Hollywood again!

I assume you live in New York where everything is expensive and it smells like pee and cussing at strangers for no reason is normal.

Good dumb movies are just as hard to make as good smart movies.

I was using aux with my phone until my mom bought me one of these

It’s Sean’s turn to shine!

It’s also a massive, amoral media conglomerate with no purpose other than enhancing shareholder value, just like all the other massive, amoral media conglomerates. Make no mistake: they are literally all exactly the same in any way that matters.

Unboxing videos of Guantanamo detainees.

Christ, I know 30+ year olds who still use the phrase “birthday month”

“And here in the mess? All the Tide Pods you can eat.”

Nevermind, I didn’t realize you came over here from Jalopnik. Don’t bother replying to anything I have ever written ever.

I’m sorry you can’t afford the $10.47. Want me to Venmo you or something so you can eat?

That’s why I like Five Guys. Everyone’s attentive, on-the-ball, accurate. I’ve been on both sides of customer service work (serving and managing) and I see a lot of the stuff I either learned or used. For example, when they give you your food, they don’t set it down and walk away. They present it to you. Reminds me of…

And Terry Gilliam.