Reminds me of:

Hacking your uterus, nbd.

Hm, does sound like whoever wrote this for Perry did rip them off, but I'm not sure the "black magic" tack is really the best choice when good ol' plagiarism would probably do just fine.

I feel like this is now an acceptable response to the more ridiculous comments on Jezebel. EXCUSE YOU, I'M A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON. I SELL MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES.

If that video up there is failing, try this:

Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.> Don't say Rosebud. <Fingers in ears.>

No it isn't.

"GIF (hard G)"

Douchebags.... *OF THE FUTURE*

Mansplaining mansplaining? MANSPLEPTION.

I want to share this to Facebook and I can already name the 3 dudes who will defend "mansplaning". Gaddamn it.

When there's an animal in the movie, there should be no shame!

R2D2 specifically never has his memory erased at the end of Episode 3, so basically he knows the whole truth of Luke's family history and spends the entire Original Trilogy withholding vital information that could have saved an awkward kiss, a hand, and a ton of existential distress. What a dick.

Doesn't hurt that he's also kind of a CowBabe.

BONJOUR

Wtf. Belle is objectively the best.

I've only ever heard it on Blue Mountain State, specifically from Thad (Alan Ritchson's character).