Sorry, but this just smacks of another do-nothing busywork-creating regulatory bill that accomplishes little (at best) to nothing (more likely).

White chocolate > dark chocolate.

One of my favorite things to come out of last night's episode:

i'm okay with waffle brothels, but the welcome trinket on the pillow always bothered me. The Awful Waffle Brothel Truffle. okay, i'm done.

For some reason I thought those creams were to lighten dark spots due to acne scarring or sun spots. Kind of to even skin tone out to it's original color.

In my mind those guys are three totally straight bros who were walking around in Crocs and sweatpants until the song came on and the power of Beyonce transformed them into the outfits and the heels and the insane, perfectly-choreographed dance moves. It was like a scene in a musical where the whole town starts dancing…

Is anyone else kind of sick of the unconditional love Jezebel has for Beyonce? She terrifies people at Bergdorf's because she routinely gets them fired? That is a downright bitch move. But noooo, Beyonce, the "Queen" or whatever. Bleh.

Maybe no one acknowledges what you do BECAUSE YOUR MUSIC IS TERRIBLE!

This piece is the struggle-twerk of writing.

I love Cassandra! She's so inspirational, and I've been watching her channel for a while. By the way, she's only like 20 or so, yet she sounds like she has so much life experience :)

Old school "Stepsister's Lament" is still a huge freaking delight.

"The LA Times then flesh out this story be recounting the day of the murder, when the couple, who met in AA, went on a bender to cope with being evicted, all after Shannon lost her job and mobile home, while Chip had just gotten out of prison."

Hey, Rob! Here's some inspiration for your next article:

Honestly the only part I'm really upset about is the fact that you indirectly called Muppet's Christmas Carol terrible

I KNOW! It's blasphemy!!

This entire list should have been nothing but Walter. Putting greats like Pepe and Rizzo on here and neglecting that smoking crater of a character is criminal.

He's Cajun, I have no idea where Bricken is getting Latino.

9) Snuffaluffagus

I'm just gonna leave this here.