de-BRIDE....! get it?

You are the North Korea of foods. Stop it RIGHT NOW.

It just seems like it's almost out of her range. When she's in her range (Wicked) she is pretty amazing. And screw you Rent the movie! Took out my favorite song!

Seriously. I'm starting to think that Welcome to Night Vale is a documentary. I am going to continue to avoid wheat and wheat by-products.

Her face has become a nightmare that would have made child-me cry, so I don't think she'd been very successful with those cosmetic procedures.

Basically! Also, if he is nothing like this character, why would even think that the character was base don him. Yeah, she used the same name, but still.

UGH you're so right. Thank you for adding these in.

I am now convinced that Katy Perry's career is one long Lisa Frank tribute.

Fun fact - the disintegrated man powder is actually how Flaming Hot Cheetoes dust is manufactured.

So in mystical Ancient Katygpt a great sorceress, who can't handle spicy food, lures powerful men to bring her tributes of jewels, exotic junk foods, and defective flying chariots. But regardless of whether the gift pleases the sorceress, she hexes the men so that they dissolve away into a pile of pixie dust…

Time to hear my favorite story ever! In college I worked at the mall during the school year because booze ain't cheap, y'all. There was a kiosk at this mall that sold candles shaped like stuff. Mostly food stuff like waffles and other gooey things. It was super weird. Some how they got into the oscars losers gift bags…

• The O-Shot procedure by Dr. Charles Runels (Okay, so regretfully this was looked up. It's also called the "Orgasm Shot" and, short answer, it's sort of like a stem-cell shot in the vagina that claims to make sex better.)

See my vest!

Carny love!

This is what I do! And then I get bitched at the next day about how he can't get a good night's sleep with me jabbing him all night... Seriously?!?! HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M SLEEPING LISTENING TO THAT DAMN NIGHT!!!

I enjoyed that pretty well, and rock n roll Shakira is my favorite too, but I was really worried about them stabbing each other with their heels when they were writhing in bed.

I very strongly believe that she wears unflattering things intentionally to reinforce her brand ("Atypical Actress").

Oh, bah humbug! I don't mind all of these goofy words and slang terms. I love this aspect of the English language. Some words are overused and used incorrectly, but I'm not personally offended by most of them. Maybe it's because I teach middle school English, but I am much more frustrated by my students' butchery of…

I'm like a million times confused at all the multiple levels of oxymoron in "feminist Christian anarchists".