I wish she would come clean about how her crippling lack of sweat glands requires her to pant all the time to regulate her body temperature.

Chartreuse is such a phony.

Jager will give you herpes, and tell everyone you gave it to him.

Your children... probably don't think that

Jagermeister has a neck tattoo and is a part time roady for the Reverend Horton Heat, you hook up with him whenever hes in town.

This.... kind of makes me like her again. She seems self aware and sober. That's more than I can say about myself at her age. Carry on.

Pfft! I already knew that Miley Cyrus was a reptilian shapeshifter working with the Illuminati.

Why do I think every drag queen will be covering this song?

I have a theory that after having kids, she never fully reconciled (at least sartorially) that her body is different now and she's been pushing the same getups and using outrageously high heels to give the illusion that she's as long an lean as she used to be. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but if you look…

Way harsh Tai.

llrael is correct, it's from the second one, Addams Family Values. AKA ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER.

Maybe this post should of been - Who are you? What do you want?

I am a writer, artist and career journalist who is currently between communities living in the alternate dimension known as South Florida. I am a life-long addict of second-hand cigarette smoke. I was born and raised on scifi, fantasy and Marvel comics and for years I was a "Star Trek" expatriot living on "Babylon 5."…

Personally, I much prefer the Gregory Brother's country/bluegrass version...

MAKE IT RAIN

EXACTLY. She's totally trying to pull a Julie & Julia. Except she doesn't realize that she's making her boyfriend look like a dickhole and herself like a pathetic idiot.

JGL is so handsome and charming that it is actually making me angry. I have an anger crush on him.

In my house it's exactly like that but I tell LoniManderson that true love is just 300 bottles of Vodka away. He keeps rambling on about how if that's true then I must have reached some ecstatic, joyous higher plane of Nirvana-like love, but I don't really understand ever what he is talking about because I'm usually…

“You’ve been up for 15 minutes and you haven’t made me a sandwich?” Seriously, dude? Damnit, now I'm angry and I want a BLT.