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Seems like it would be a hard live action version to top. It has Da Vinci in it, for crying out loud.

I will love Ever After forever and ever (and ever after).

This version needs to feature the stepsisters mutilating their feet to fit into the slipper. That's the kind of grittiness a Cinderella movie needs.

100% worthless.

I'm gonna say it.

Hm, ew, no likey. Seems like every radio song now needs to have an EDM verse and a family-friendly pop chorus, this is really capturing that weird phenomenon of mixing all these styles so radio Katy Perry listeners can still get "turn up" and never leave the safe pop genre... why not just cut out the weird cookie

Nope.

Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS AND WHY DO 10 PEOPLE 'LIKE' IT???

I'd be more concerned as to why it turned me into a cat!!

HOW SHE GET ALL THAT HAIR TO HIDE UNDER THAT TEENSY WIG?!

I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR A GOOD REASON TO USE THIS.

I HATE Gone Girl. I was nearly kicked out of Book Club for it. Who gets kicked out of book club??? THIS girl. Well, almost.

You know what, whatever Jez sent this letter in? You're an asshole. Your friends are assholes. Go back to fucking Gawker.

Team Landlord.

My heart totally breaks for everyone involved in this story - the people who have 40K to spend renting a house, the landlord who owns a house in an exclusive, expensive real estate area... So much injustice suffered on each side, for both of these people.

I said "M" as in Mancy

Would you smile if you saw Helen Lovejoy or Petunia Dursley approaching you? (I am assuming this woman is som sort of hybrid of those two)

For someone who peddles so much in flesh, his stuff is so not sexy. Everything he does just skeeves me out.

ME TOO!!!