Well, for one thing, size isn't indicative of strength and in an obstacle course like this, being small would actually be to her advantage (she had less weight to support on her grip). But mentioning it once or twice wouldn't have really bothered me so much; it's that they kept repeating it. It just felt like they…

The only thing that pissed me off about the announcers was that they wouldn't stop talking about how small she is! Like yes, her 5 foot span plays a part in her being able to reach between the poles but you don't have to keep reminding us that she's 100 pounds.

Worst roommate ever:

They have one of these in Arlington already and it's fucking MAGICAL. And you seriously don't give a shit about getting stuck in the front row since the seat reclines.

Dude, she has thighs that touch. Thighs touching + dancing + sweating = chafing. The tights prevent that.

Oh he also taught one of his room mates how to do it.

I had a friend in college who could suck his own dick and actually demonstrated for us at my 20th birthday party. I had...interesting friends.

I'm still laughing about it which is super awkward in a cubicle environment.

True. Just saying that there's a precedent for such an album.

I mean, Phil Collins did the same thing with Face Value and that was an incredibly successful album.

Agreed! It's almost like this video is saying "hey, cat calling works sometimes!"

I was just coming in to say this. Like, yes she's apparently receptive to it but the video pretty much ends with some dude rolling down the street yelling at a woman from his car.

I'm totally going to make one shaped like a dong. If someone asks what it is, I can call it a dangle.

I could not find them in 2004 in North Carolina. They might have more now but I'm not currently looking.

As someone who is allergic to latex, I like the idea of these. Polyurethane condoms work well enough but there are only two varieties. And that really sucked once upon a time when I was with someone that did not fit into average condoms; we could not find larger sized non-latex condoms.

Unfriend them. Seems extreme but I recently started a policy of unfriending all the people on my news feed who do shit like this and it's made my life about 7,000 times better.

Airbud. I wish I was kidding. I was having a very bad night and the dog getting rejected...I lost it.

I think he looks more like Carson Kressley from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

I'm wearing purple nail polish that comes with a matching lip tar from OCC. I love makeup, fuck what everyone else thinks.

Shortly after I'd broken up with this insane pathological liar, he'd told me that he found out that his ex wife had committed suicide and he was super broke up about it. Well he'd left his myspace info saved in my computer so I logged in just out of curiosity.