Are they in France? Cause I would say, France.

Seriously. "Kelly Buddy"?

Maybe Isis inspired but I don't know if it's Isis achieved.

Aaaaand you beat me to it. What does room smell like?

Maybe the posting of this article drove up the price but there's currently Unicorn Pee on ebay for closer to $230: http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/37073…

I came for the baby seal videos. I could also use some mental scrubbing.

JESUS CHRIST I WILL NEVER EAT ANOTHER CAPRI SUN AGAIN. WHAT THE FUCK. YES ALL CAPS IS REQUIRED. WHY did I click on the Facebook. *gagging*

I'm there. My husband has confirmed that he can see it. He likes to point it out. Too bad my face is allergic to bleach.

• Sitting on the toilet checking Facebook/playing QuizUp/petting my cat

My worst customer service experience story probably isn't all that uncommon but the amount of awful combined still makes me insanely ragey to this day.

Is she still performing? I'll admit I don't know much about her beyond this one song.

THANK YOU! Every time someone says the name of the Katy Perry song the Jill Sobule version pops into my head and half the time people don't know what I'm talking about.

Sure! Honestly, your eye doctor will tell you what is best for your eyes. Most eye doctors will give you the initial screening for free. I'd ask the internet who the best in your area is and make an appointment :)

I got PRK (which is like LASIK but they remove the cornea and let the eye create a new one instead of just cutting a flap and putting it back down. They suggest it for some people based on eye type). I paid around $4k for the procedure and used flexible spending (FSA) which they took out of my account pre-tax.

Holy crap. I just recovered from a bruised tailbone and I thought the four weeks that took was bad! I can't imagine how awful it must have been going through that for two years! I'm so glad you got through it.

I totally should have read through this thread before I posted because I just realized that I posted exactly what you did.

No way, pollen is tree jizz! (which is why I refer to pollen season as "tree bukake") Maple syrup is tree blood.

Worst part was having to scroll back up to close the thread...and then realizing afterwards that there's a "collapse conversation" button at the bottom.

I was just coming here to say "out of her range" so +1 to what you said.