This sounds like it would have been written by the fuckhead 32 year old I dated when I was 20. Just trying to trick the world into thinking that he was the bigger person letting me "spread my wings and soar from his outstretched loving hands" *wretching noises*
As am American, I'm just coming here to say I love poutine forever. (But it might be in my blood or something since my great great grandparents immigrated to Maine from Canada).
I still do! DC Rollergirls. :)
Derby? Where did you skate?
DO NOT EAT THE ORANGES OR DRINK ORANGE JUICE.
So I ended up on IMDB looking at Troy Dryer's bio, and came across this:
All I know is, I can't lie. I actually want all of those wigs. All of them.
Oh wait, and wig #5: Vegas Show Eagle wig.
Kate, you missed Wig #4: the wig you wear when you're a snake sanctuary statue.
Agreed. It's a super silly video. Absolutely Wack-a-doo but hilariously so.
Thank you, I was coming here to say that.
DONE
I 100% agree! I totally want the Rainbo ones to wear over tights for roller derby.
I heard a DJ mix he posted online and fell in love with him then had my heart crushed when I later found out he was married. A few years down the line we both ended up single and now we've been together 6 years and married for one.
Agreed. I was just listening to this thinking "wow, this song is a lot more rapey than I realized." It seems like an entire song about getting a woman black out drunk so she'll have sex.
You're not wrong. It's actually the back up singers voices that get to me. One of them sounds flat to me.
Uhg, that guy sounds like Hank Hill.
And I *just* realized that there was even something to get. Derp.
I cannot tell you how much of my early 20s was spent restraining myself so as not to seem "needy." If anything, I just ended up in super unhappy relationships because I didn't feel comfortable speaking up to ask for the things I needed in order to be happy with the other person. I can't help but wonder if I would…