It's really just in the low parts that she's so incredibly flat. Honestly, I think those parts are just lower than her natural range so she's not supporting them enough with her breathing causing her to be flat. She sounds mostly on key with the higher belty stuff. (though all of it sounds completely forced and I…

I have that lamp. I end up getting cranky that the light is on, turn it off, and hit snooze with the bird sounds a million times before I get up. I'm terrible at mornings.

My friend has a pair of these. We turned them into shorts only she didn't have scissors so I poked a hole in them with a pen and the hulk ripped the legs off.

Check Facebook when you get a second.

Awesome. Let me see what I can do.

Hrm...does someone check your band's Facebook inbox regularly?

That's awesome! What team were you on? I'm a recently drafted member of Scare Force One.

YAY DC NATIVE!

YES. Seriously, or "oh you just haven't me the right girl/guy to make your decision yet." Yeah I'm married to a man now and I'm still bi, damnit.

You can use it to make mayo too which is awesome.

I call Mace! That's a spice, right?

I'm going as a kiragumi fox. Mainly cause I decided that this halloween, I wanted to be lazy and comfy.

Thank you, I was just coming to comment about this.

He was kind of a master liar. This was a lie he told me probably just to see if he could get away with it. I honestly don't think the kid ever existed. He had told me that he had a kid he adopted out when he was like 22 and that the kid didn't know him but the parents sent him stuff. At the time I was like "who…

I once had a guy lie to me after we broke up claiming that his son had been hit by a car and killed and that his ex-wife had killed herself within a week of each other. I feel like I should also note that 1) the child and ex-wife were not related 2) the child "lived" in Florida with his adopted parents and 3) I'm…

And dude, if you watch a pair long enough, they just kind of move of their own accord. So WEIRD. Yet I'm fascinated.

He hadn't told her that he LOVED her before?!

Chartreuse is that guy that identifies a little too hard with Holden Caulfield and thinks the only reason you don't is you're too naive to understand.

And better?

Seriously! I look at her shoes and think "how is she even standing?!" No wonder she keeps doing the sexy-wall-slide move over and over. She needs the wall for support!