I'm wondering when someone is going to make a worm boobie cake.

I KNEW IT! *runs off crying*

I feel like some of these questions are a little too specific. For example, I know the general area/types of schools my parents went to but none of their actual names. Yet I've heard lots of stories about these place, I'm just both generally terrible with names and none of these places have particularly memorable…

Is it just me, or is his beard bordering on neck-beard territory?

I'm currently growing my hair back out from a pixie cut and my husband is devastated. He LOVES my hair short. I do fully intend on chopping it short again but I want to have some length on it first so I can do fun and cool things with the cut.

I felt like the entire book the author just took the old idiom "men are stupid, women are crazy" and built characters based around it. The women specifically are all portrayed as over-the-top emotionally dramatic. Even the female detective gets incredibly hostile to Nick and completely unprofessional at points…

A little off topic but I used to get the most ridiculous ads on Pandora before I shelled out for Pandora One. The best was an ad for something like "have an affair with a married black man today!" I was like "wait, what?"

This is actually more relevant to my interests if they actually carry larger cup sizes. Instead, I keep getting ads for that stupid booby pack thing that they don't even make in my size (or I did until I turned those ads off).

OMG I actually left my book club because of how much I hated this book!

I HATED Gone Girls so fucking much. It was sexist and whiny and predictable and I wanted to punch every single character right in the face. I read it for a book club and everyone else loved it and were confused by my strong reaction to it.

Thank you! It's just the Britney song with a Ru Paul sample. Disappointing.

Age: 18 (I purposely waited until I was 18 and out of high school specifically so I didn't have to deal with any high school bullshit that involved sex).

"I can cry during the workout, and no one notices because it mixes with the sweat."

I don't think Miley knows what's going on either.

I totally thought about P!nk when I was watching this too.

+1

Tire inflater and sealer, like the Fix-a-Flat, which can plug a leak (and help you avoid using the above tools) just enough to get you to the auto shop.

It was a claddagh heart with a banner that said "SHMILY" (which was code for "see how much I love you.") It could have been nice but he designed it himself so it ended up being kind of ugly.

I had a guy get a tattoo dedicated to me in a desperate attempt to keep me from breaking up with him. I saw it and was like "oh man, I need to try and get out of this even faster."

If I had to do the wedding all over again, I would take the money my father offered me to elope. The whole thing was stressful.