You certainly aren't in the running. You don't seem to be trying at all.

Bonus points for using the spine to make gravy.

It looks like a single cell organism.

Did you not realize they made a correction after I posted? What I posted was a copy and paste from the original article.

"...pilfering around 3.6 social security numbers..." What are those four people going to do??!

HAW HAW BUTTS.

Ben Affleck? I'm not sure how I feel about that.

When that guy talks, it makes me want to punch him so he'll stop.

Dorothy reminds me a bit of Delirium from Sandman.

I was totally just thinking "holy crap, I'm always cold! It would be like wearing built in seat warmers!" If they make a vest too, I'm in.

I'm stuck with a 34 H. It's just too much boobs for cute little "sports" bras (as in the lululemon one). I'll check out those other brands though, thanks!

Actually, I have this one which has underwire: http://www.amazon.com/Firm-Control-Underwire-Sports-Bra/dp/B000Z3SW6G

Oh man, that looks awesome. Too bad they don't make it in mondo-boob size.

Awesome!

Here's the full body shot.

I think I made a pretty good Death from Sandman. (sorry for the crappy camera phone pic)

I realize. I was also making light. :)

Seriously. Someone needs to tell her she's too hot to be putting up with this bullshit.

Hrm...how to have .2 of a marriage...

Seriously. I've missed out on a lot of heart ache by being direct.