I never really understood women that tried to dissect what exactly men want based on text messages. I used to just put myself out there and if they hemmed and hawed or didn't give me a straight answer, I moved on to another prospect. And I guess it worked cause I'm getting married in five days.

I was going to say Aeon Flux until I read "science fiction movies." The live-action movie version wasn't really that scant.

Costume that made me wtf today, Sexy Banana: http://www.buycostumes.com/Sexy-Banana-Adult-Costume/802228/ProductDetail.aspx?REF=KNC-BCpla&CAWELAID=1487674136

If you're not one to make your own costume, it's harder than you think.

First reaction "dude! That's awesome!" Second reaction "aw man, the poor impala is taking so long to die. Bite down harder cheetah!"

My cat does the same thing every time the laser pointer gets closer to her.

I mostly use it to share on my facebook and twitter at the same time (and I do use the filters but my phone's camera really sucks so the pictures usually need a little help. Nothing fancy, just fixing the color balance).

Oh dude, I had no idea! I'm totally going to run out there some time and get some fun bras.

Oh wait, "don't make putting them on." Derp. I apparently need more coffee this morning. The Freya one isn't too terrible but I think I'm used to it at this point.

Not sure if I understand your question but here's one of the ones I have: http://www.herroom.com/freya-aa4392-active-underwire-sports-bra.shtml (for really high activity, it's like boob armor. I have it in white). I have another one for less strenuous activity but I can't remember what brand it is right now.

Dude, where do you find shitty $30 bras? I would actually pay that for some fun ones that would hold up my girls.

I totally feel for you, lady. I can't shop at VS either cause they don't make my cup size. I've actually found this store called Intimacy (it's a chain) that specializing in alternate sizing. The bras are wicked expensive but the sales ladies actually fit you (like, in the room with you so you can't really be shy).…

I've totally done this and it works amazingly. The problem with hand washing bras is you can't really wring out the excess water because of the wires so the salad spinner does wonders for that.

Yeah, when your cup size runs between G-H your bras tend to cost quite a bit more than the typical A-D. It's a matter of crying and wailing if a bra accidentally makes it into the washer or (god forbid) the dryer and a wire breaks or something tears.

I don't even bother cutting the butter. Just stick to pan and swirl until I'm happy. Though, when you go to flip you have to run it around the pan again.

Wait? I demand instant grilled cheese satisfaction! Seriously, the butter pan trick works just as well as buttering the bread.

I've always taken the stick of butter and run it around the hot pan. Bread still gets all fabulous and buttery and crispy but there's none of that annoying spreading cold butter on the bread.

It might be in her better interest not to speak publicly about what happened until after the legal proceedings surrounding her possession charges are concluded...

My cat got up and left when I started playing the video.

Ah, yeah they got the part about the accelerometer but were talking about it as more of an on/off setting for the display (or at least that's how they cut it or how I read it). Really interesting stuff.