Susanna Reid will one day stick a stiletto between Morgan’s ribs and serenely watch him bleed out.

her turn as the mother in Easy A was revelatory.

“But later on, we see he doesn’t really care that he’s not the biological dad (or at least he’s pretending he doesn’t). He apologizes to Serena, and promises that once the baby is born Offred will be out of their lives forever and they can be a family. He’s never actually cared about Offred, so this isn’t much of a…

It won’t happen. Trump had the audacity to tell the Brits that he wanted a ride in a gold carriage with the Queen (hahahaha!) and it was met with radio silence. I believe that’s the polite British way of saying ‘No, and fuck you.’ Honestly, I think that the refusal to let him ride in a carriage and, to a lesser…

I Really hope nothing too big happens in the next few years so that we can kind of, I don’t know how to put it exactly, I guess, skim over this portion of history in the textbooks later on.

Sorry, but he is coming and will apply his “Art of the Deal” to produce the most beautiful Brexit ever, Britian will get everything and the Continent nothing. Bunch of loser’s, that’s what they are, loser’s.

If we hurt his feelings enough, will he cancel his US visit?

But being unaware of the law doesn’t free you of the consequences of breaking it. I didn’t realize you had to drive for 100 yards in a lane before changing to another lane, but the ticket I paid and the point on my car insurance are the consequences for breaking that law.

Am I drunk? I’m almost getting young Morrisey vibes from this pic. Am I sexually attracted to Harry Styles? Fuck.

Matt Rinaldi came up to us and made it a point to say, ‘I called (ICE) on all of them.’

Jupiter’s many, many cocks!

“And, again, the makers of Game of Thrones have become infamous for throwing a bit of sex n’ nudity on the screen if they’re worried the audience is getting bored.”

YES.

“The vehicle which carries the president of the United States is a spectacular vehicle. It is designed to withstand a massive attack like a low-level rocket grenade.

I am a capitalist tool who can have more vacations with or without booze if I got a raise.

Also- Every Breath You Take.

Who the hell is not voting for cartoons. Filthy animals.....

I can’t believe Getting an A was a 14 seed. You know what kind of people read Jez? Nerds. We didn’t just love getting A’s, we LIVED FOR IT.

Prediction: Going to Bed Hella Early is going to take it all.