I note that Melania 2.0 now has had the hand-holding chip reinitialized. The operation was a success!

Shit, so much makes sense now! Donald is cutting foreign aid, because he thinks it’s the same thing as AIDS.

“Buffy” is my favorite tv show. Mr. Brendon, however, is terrible.

Exactly. The only way he could pull something like this off is if they didn’t tell him. Since he’s such a warm and devoted spouse, I’m sure he’d pick up on that right away. Hell, she may have taken off ages ago and no one’s noticed.

Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”

Me too. As one half of an interracial couple this makes me especially happy. Also, their engagement is gonna make the Daily Mail and their racist-ass readers SO MAD hahahahahahahaha

Yeah you’re about the only person who feels that way. It was brilliant.

I think the GOT death rule is that nobody’s dead until you see them die, and even not then. Light a candle for my ginger prince, tho. He needs to make those giant babies with Brienne!

I just have one question: IS TORMUND FUCKING GIANTSBANE ALIVE?!?!?! I NEED TO KNOW. NOTHING MATTERS TO ME AS MUCH AS THAT RIGHT NOW

Susanna Reid will one day stick a stiletto between Morgan’s ribs and serenely watch him bleed out.

her turn as the mother in Easy A was revelatory.

It won’t happen. Trump had the audacity to tell the Brits that he wanted a ride in a gold carriage with the Queen (hahahaha!) and it was met with radio silence. I believe that’s the polite British way of saying ‘No, and fuck you.’ Honestly, I think that the refusal to let him ride in a carriage and, to a lesser…

I Really hope nothing too big happens in the next few years so that we can kind of, I don’t know how to put it exactly, I guess, skim over this portion of history in the textbooks later on.

Sorry, but he is coming and will apply his “Art of the Deal” to produce the most beautiful Brexit ever, Britian will get everything and the Continent nothing. Bunch of loser’s, that’s what they are, loser’s.

If we hurt his feelings enough, will he cancel his US visit?

But being unaware of the law doesn’t free you of the consequences of breaking it. I didn’t realize you had to drive for 100 yards in a lane before changing to another lane, but the ticket I paid and the point on my car insurance are the consequences for breaking that law.

Am I drunk? I’m almost getting young Morrisey vibes from this pic. Am I sexually attracted to Harry Styles? Fuck.

Matt Rinaldi came up to us and made it a point to say, ‘I called (ICE) on all of them.’

“The vehicle which carries the president of the United States is a spectacular vehicle. It is designed to withstand a massive attack like a low-level rocket grenade.