I am a capitalist tool who can have more vacations with or without booze if I got a raise.

Also- Every Breath You Take.

Who the hell is not voting for cartoons. Filthy animals.....

I can’t believe Getting an A was a 14 seed. You know what kind of people read Jez? Nerds. We didn’t just love getting A’s, we LIVED FOR IT.

Prediction: Going to Bed Hella Early is going to take it all.

“Bakers, for today’s technical, we’re asking you to make 12 identical rolls, using Bailey’s, in an old shoe.”

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

I’m imagining the extra sting having McCarthy play him added to the Orange one and his troll watching. A WOMAN? A FAT WOMAN? OMG The horror. LOL.

Yeah, like when Tina Fey did that palin sketch, and they just had Fey repeat Palin’s lines verbatim. That was art man.

Alec Baldwin is hosting SNL next week....eagerly awaiting the opening...

I’m going to need her to be like Alec Baldwin and just come back to do that whenever possible. It’s uncanny. She does a better Sean Spicer than Sean Spicer.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

“Oh, he’s from Florida. Bad Place.”

Jason Mendoza tho

Here’s another angle:

I can see you

Someone gave me one of these as a gag gift. I gave her a wind up fish dildo that swims towards your vag in the bath.