“Bakers, for today’s technical, we’re asking you to make 12 identical rolls, using Bailey’s, in an old shoe.”

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

I’m imagining the extra sting having McCarthy play him added to the Orange one and his troll watching. A WOMAN? A FAT WOMAN? OMG The horror. LOL.

Yeah, like when Tina Fey did that palin sketch, and they just had Fey repeat Palin’s lines verbatim. That was art man.

Alec Baldwin is hosting SNL next week....eagerly awaiting the opening...

I’m going to need her to be like Alec Baldwin and just come back to do that whenever possible. It’s uncanny. She does a better Sean Spicer than Sean Spicer.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

“Oh, he’s from Florida. Bad Place.”

Jason Mendoza tho

Here’s another angle:

I can see you

Someone gave me one of these as a gag gift. I gave her a wind up fish dildo that swims towards your vag in the bath.

Taco that craps ice cream 2020

Yeah, I feel like the blondes Trump hire probably have black in the hair.

Labial splits and under cleavage are so rarely in fashion. It is so unfair. Like, those are my best features!

This gif is my everything, and sums up how I feel a lot lately. Someone posted on my FB page yesterday that ice cubes melting in your drink and the drink not overflowing proved that climate change and rising sea levels are a hoax. I made that face several times and just thought, I’m gonna let the rest of my science…

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.