Typical liberal crap, so I guess if it were black men who wanted to organize a march it would be....just kidding, everyone have a terrific weekend.(smiley face that is winking)

What sort of "work" could Kelly Osbourne possibly be overloaded with? Grinding the comic momentum of something hilarious Joan Rivers just said or did on the Fashion Police to a screeching halt, by interjecting herself in order to name drop some actress from Nickelodeon she did a bump of coke with in 2006 , before Joan…

Well, it looks like the stars really came out to shine last night in Tinseltown, for the premiere of 300: Rise of An Empire. Why I bet your bottom dollar, that the only ones luckier than those busy photographers snapping up one enchanting photograph after the other of such glamorous stars as Sullivan Stapleton and…

Against my better judgment of this woman's so called "mugshot", almost supernally captured here by some anonymous jailhouse photographer as if he/she were channeling Vermeer himself, I would initially surmise this enigmatic woman to be some sort of hauntingly beautiful motorist, flummoxed by a sort persistent…

That's a beautiful sweater he has on. I can't tell if it is a cardigan or chunky V-Neck, but I'm making the exact same facial expression, as pictured in the photo, just admiring the needlework.

So, I'm not some big shot political expert like that babe on MSNBC Chuck Todd, OMG Alert!!!!!!!!!! Total cream city right there, holla' if ya her muh on that one ladies! What, what! Omg, I'm so crazy tonight. Whoa I got sidetracked, sorry, because what I want to talk about is serious, like it involves our health care…

OMG alert!!!!!!!!!! I repeat, OMG alert, you's guys!!!!! So, I just finished up a dinner with my T.A. from this Introduction to Nail Cosmetology class that I've been auditing for the past 4 months ( I know, I know total "Grrrl, what were you thinking?" Sitch right? But 1. It isn't unethical if it's JUST DINNER, NOT A…

Not an entirely linear thought, but for whatever reason, possibly because she has always appeared so unkempt in many of her least flattering photos in the press, the image of Cheetos fingers almost always visualizes in my brain, as a sort of instant mental shorthand for Courtney Love. That, and a well-manicured hammer…

Funny, I Didn't see "She's In Parties" by Bauhaus on here.

After the demise of Western civilization, "Adult nerds fighting over Batman" will probably figure prominently into the crude paintings found on the walls of caves, where the last vestiges of humanity hide from their baboon overlords.

What? No! So now who the hell am I supposed to confuse Mary Stuart Masterson with?

Be brutally honest, what's a good way to tell a girl that you're not into her juggao face paint during lovemaking? Seriously, I'm really into this woman, and I don't want to come off as some sort of prude, but I find it difficult, at times, to be attentive in the boudoir, when the woman I love begins to chant ,…

Can't believe that the ghost of Danny Aiello,who's been haunting my North Hollywood apartment for two months, isn't even a ghost according to IMDB. "Agressive bill collectors my ass buster, get off my couch!"

So I have this awesome new job at a department store where I design elaborate window displays, and then have sexual intercourse with an enchanted mannequin after hours. Everyone seems super tolerant of my "process", but I've yet to hear back from our legal department as to why there hasn't been any legal action, of…

Not sure how constructive this will eventually be at the end of the day, but I've finally worked up the the nerve to put on my white tuxedo and top hat come monday morning where I shall march straight down to my Bank of America and, at the very top of my lungs shout,"Make it rain for daddy, Mr. ATM machine!"

Someone who James Franco really looks up to ought to take him aside and say, "Yeah, post-modernism, we get it. This was all sort of cleared up decades ago by writers and artists much more talented than yourself, so enough already. We all love you and you've got a lot to live for, but stop trying to "deconstruct"…

Good god, I accidentally posted this four times. Drunk at the airport, my sincere apologies.

You know, the ballad "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" really starts out strong with all the earnest contemplation about the people we choose to let into our lives and share are bodies and vulnerabilities with and what not, but then it quickly devolves into some weird first person plural shit. I'm sure there are…

You know, the ballad "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" really starts out strong with all the earnest contemplation about the people we choose to let into our lives and share are bodies and vulnerabilities with and what not, but then it quickly devolves into some weird first person plural shit. I'm sure there are…

You know, the ballad "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" really starts out strong with all the earnest contemplation about the people we choose to let into our lives and share are bodies and vulnerabilities with and what not, but then it quickly devolves into some weird first person plural shit. I'm sure there are…