Check it out, creepy looking bean pole from The Black Crows, I bet this is: “Sho’” hard to handle now.

Can’t vaccinate a broken heart, pendejo!

This is the only Aloha I need to see! Am I right one other person on this thread that was born in the early 1930’s?

Someone needs to present this photograph to the self-identifying “kind of good looking” gentleman.

Slimeball with Judith Miller!

Pat Sajak is basically the year 1983 suspended in an unimaginatively designed corporeal structure, but when he's right; he's right.

Ewwww, my not so rad dad just recently got told that he looked like Don Henley by our server at Red Robin the other week, and now he like wont take off the denim jacket he was wearing at the time. So now he wears this thing everywhere with the collar popped up, I mean it's from Eddie Bauer for Christ sake.

Urgh! Oh my god you guys I haven't been able to navigate away from this comment post for like the past hour. I've tried clicking on the home icon, back arrow, refresh, nothing! I'm like stuck here, and the bagel bite that I microwaved is now all room temperature because of this Bullshit. I've tried resetting, powering…

Je suis subterranean mass grave beneath a French supermarket!

Back in the late 90's he helped to produce a series of "Bum Fight" videos called Hobo Heavyweights: Operation Smack Down. Yeah, some really repellent stuff that has been conveniently erased from his public persona.

Help you guys I am sooooo not a techie, in fact I'm pretty much illiterate when it comes to all the latest gadgets. Ugh, okay you guys so I got this totally new security camera to go over my garage to monitor my drive way, and every time I check the CCTV feed or whatever it shows either a burly middle aged gentleman…

Jimmy Fallon: Yeah, he was hunting alright (giggles) hunting for weiner! (Disproportionate applause and vocal approbation from studio audience)

E-book? Fuck that, I want this shit in hard copy. I want people to see what I'm reading at the airport. I want someone to sheepishly come up to me at the Chilis Too and quietly ask: "For real?" I want to look into their eyes and see their pupils dilate when I jump out of my booth, grab them by the shirt collar, and…

Oh I agree, but unfortunately there isn't any law against 9/11 profiteering.

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What I like about Kylie is that she always seems slightly embarrassed by her family.

Lauren "Lo" Bosworth from The Hills should be in Ghostbusters is what I thought when I first saw Ghostbusters, and then later hypothesized that what if the male leads in Ghostbusters were exchanged for female leads in a sort of remake/franchise reboot of said film.

Ok, so when did doctors start getting to be such haters. I asked my baby doctor the other week how soon I could get back to fucking after I have my c-section next month, and he was all "do you mean post-partum sexual intercourse?" I was all like, "Partum who? No mutha fucka', I'm talking hair pulling reverse upside…

So, uh, I don't know how to tell my family about a secret I've been harboring for nearly two decades. You see, when I was a young lad in my early teens I went away to summer camp for the first time, we're talking Meatballs style here my friends; there was a lake, co-ed cabins, nascent pubes, over sexed counselors, the…

K-Fed though, I kind of miss him. The swag, those cornrows, he might not have been everyone's cup of tea, but I think he played an almost heroic role in our culture after 9/11.