Nice. I’ll have to look that over. I’m already renting. I’ll probably be looking for work further south, Olympia-ish though. I like my rent cheap.

I don’t mind. I like being the facilitator (is that the right word to use?) of conversations.

The first page of google results should be sfw, but as is generally the case if you go past page two you’re likely to find something completely inappropriate.

Happy 2016 everyone! Satire is dead and 2016 killed it. It is survived by all the writers of The Onion, who will now be jobless since all real news headlines are more absurd than anything they could come up with.

I wish it were outdated. I’m in my 20's and a white dude in his 20's asked me if I was a mulatto last year. I am, and I was unamused by his asking. The word really irks me out because in order to know it/use it in this day and age you have to know that it’s a fucked up thing to call someone.

Almost as good as a Jewish quartet with the name “Fourskins”. I will see myself out now.

The real question is if Ivanka has seen an orange one.

Is her programming having a glitch??

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

I bet they had a baa-baa-que.

Okay, I’ll stop.

They ate that lamb

What’s worse, the poor lamb sat straight down on the pot, thus accidentally inventing the world’s first tea cozy.

Photo is obviously photochopped.

Marchman you have no idea how much I needed this.

It’s not often you see the black sheep of the family invited over for tea.

Fucking Johnson!

Unqualified. Proofreading is always a luxury when posting at work.

As I stated, I am one.

With more and more service industries going overseas the need for joint worker cooperation (i.e. unions) is growing. You hear Donald Trump complaining about ford sending manufacturing jobs to Mexico, you don’t hear him asking why our I.T. professionals are housed in India. These were the jobs which replaced building…