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Feb 8 2019
5

It’s worse than that! The very substance of everything we eat has been pooped out of a butthole somewhere many many times over since the dawn of time. So all of our food is poop! WE ARE POOP! *runs around in circles screaming*

It’s worse than that! The very substance of everything we eat has been pooped out of a butthole somewhere many many

Feb 8 2019
16

I really hate to be the one to tell you this but...everything is covered in poop. Everything. Every surface you touch in a day.

I really hate to be the one to tell you this but...everything is covered in poop. Everything. Every surface you

Feb 8 2019
11

Dur.  It’s on Kinja deals.  Where they advertise shit.

Dur.  It’s on Kinja deals.  Where they advertise shit.

Feb 8 2019
7

>it’s home to 18 times more bacteria than a public restroom Read more

>it’s home to 18 times more bacteria than a public restroom

Feb 7 2019
1

There is no real reason now. I don’t drink enough to make it worthwhile, but thanks!

Feb 6 2019
79

To be fair, “Stop Buying Canned, Chopped Tomatoes” is a pretty aggressive headline, which makes people defensive immediately. My Chrome tab name indicates that “How to Chop Whole Canned Tomatoes” was the original headline, but I guess that didn’t have enough click-bait.

Feb 5 2019
37

It also fails to mention that open plan offices are evil and must be destroyed.

Feb 5 2019
6

This could have also been titled: “How to be a decent human being”

Feb 3 2019
4

This is not the fault of Trump or Pelosi. This is the fault of dirtbags. I hope anyone who has any knowledge of those who vandalized these ancient trees contact the Park Service. I am betting it was not busloads of foreign tourists or roving gangs of MS-13. I bet most of these folks were Californians or other American Read more

Feb 2 2019
6

I work for the forest service in northern CA. Part of my job is enforcing the rules that are designed to prevent this sort of damage. My experience is that the violators come from both sides of the political spectrum. The worse ones seem to actually be the hippies and “rainbow” types. I say this as a fairly left Read more

Jan 23 2019
30

Replace the toilet seats with those close assist ones that gently come down rather than slam like the typical ones. It’s complete bliss. 

Jan 8 2019
47

Do you own a cat? Because for whatever reason, whenever you have a cat on your lap, you have an overriding sense of obligation that means you are not allowed to move for ANY REASON until the cat and the cat alone decides to leave. Granted, at some point, after the appropriate amount of suffering, you move the cat, Read more

Dec 1 2018
1

Inflatable rafts from Walmart . . .sounds like a GREAT idea specially if you dont have life or health insurance.

Inflatable rafts from Walmart . . .sounds like a GREAT idea specially if you dont have life or health insurance.

Aug 16 2017
8

My favorite character in all of Star Trek. It was close between him and Gul Dukat, but Dukat’s space satan arc lost some points.