It’s worse than that! The very substance of everything we eat has been pooped out of a butthole somewhere many many times over since the dawn of time. So all of our food is poop! WE ARE POOP! *runs around in circles screaming*
It’s worse than that! The very substance of everything we eat has been pooped out of a butthole somewhere many many…
I really hate to be the one to tell you this but...everything is covered in poop. Everything. Every surface you touch in a day.
I really hate to be the one to tell you this but...everything is covered in poop. Everything. Every surface you…
Dur. It’s on Kinja deals. Where they advertise shit.
Dur. It’s on Kinja deals. Where they advertise shit.
>it’s home to 18 times more bacteria than a public restroom
>it’s home to 18 times more bacteria than a public restroom
To be fair, “Stop Buying Canned, Chopped Tomatoes” is a pretty aggressive headline, which makes people defensive immediately. My Chrome tab name indicates that “How to Chop Whole Canned Tomatoes” was the original headline, but I guess that didn’t have enough click-bait.
It also fails to mention that open plan offices are evil and must be destroyed.
This could have also been titled: “How to be a decent human being”
This is not the fault of Trump or Pelosi. This is the fault of dirtbags. I hope anyone who has any knowledge of those who vandalized these ancient trees contact the Park Service. I am betting it was not busloads of foreign tourists or roving gangs of MS-13. I bet most of these folks were Californians or other American…
I work for the forest service in northern CA. Part of my job is enforcing the rules that are designed to prevent this sort of damage. My experience is that the violators come from both sides of the political spectrum. The worse ones seem to actually be the hippies and “rainbow” types. I say this as a fairly left…
Replace the toilet seats with those close assist ones that gently come down rather than slam like the typical ones. It’s complete bliss.
Do you own a cat? Because for whatever reason, whenever you have a cat on your lap, you have an overriding sense of obligation that means you are not allowed to move for ANY REASON until the cat and the cat alone decides to leave. Granted, at some point, after the appropriate amount of suffering, you move the cat,…
Inflatable rafts from Walmart . . .sounds like a GREAT idea specially if you dont have life or health insurance.
Inflatable rafts from Walmart . . .sounds like a GREAT idea specially if you dont have life or health insurance.
My favorite character in all of Star Trek. It was close between him and Gul Dukat, but Dukat’s space satan arc lost some points.
Speaking of lying - Garak from Star Trek DS9 in regards to The Boy Who Cried Wolf:
I have one of these. It’s not very accurate. Just put a review on Amazon to that effect.
I have one of these. It’s not very accurate. Just put a review on Amazon to that effect.
Ace Hardware has them for .99 regular price. They even have the led edison style for a couple bucks.
Ace Hardware has them for .99 regular price. They even have the led edison style for a couple bucks.
...Okay? Pretty sure these LED bulbs aren’t a macbook. Or are my eyes just deceiving me?
...Okay? Pretty sure these LED bulbs aren’t a macbook. Or are my eyes just deceiving me?
my wife got a set of this style and they look almost exactly like my dog’s chew toy.
my wife got a set of this style and they look almost exactly like my dog’s chew toy.
I didn’t even know dryers had balls
I didn’t even know dryers had balls
