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I used to be in Everett, but I can’t get into South Seattle, so now I’m in Renton. I’m thinking of bailing out of the city entirely in the next couple years. The traffic and cost of living are ridiculous.

Fuckkk!!! The TERROR!!! I know this so well. Years ago we lived in a non-descript 2/2/1 in a mild little neighborhood, with nothing really going on. My son, who was maybe two at the time, started to have night terrors almost as soon as we’d moved in. We would wake to his terrified shrieks almost nightly and each

Yep, those posters are common.

This is something I’m really passionate about—not only is my family from NOLA for several generations back, but this is very much a social justice issue. The consequences of so. many. housing units. being converted to short-term rentals for tourists are HUGE for not only the most

Once you brought up Dexter that gave me goosebumps. I imagine him looking like Michael C Hall. But not in a good way..that is terrifying! And the whispers!! It sounds awfully sinister, but I’m hoping it was more of a mental illness situation..D.I.D or something. Ugh. close call.

yeah terrifying story but I’m fixated on the bathrooms have no doors aspect???

Oh my god this terrified me. I have been stranded in tears all the way out by O’Hare so I know firsthand that Ubers will not come and there are no cabs to be found, anywhere. I’m so glad you’re safe. And yeah holy shit the Gacy story from last year was HORRIFYING. I still think about that one.

Sitting in work in the middle of the day freaking tha fuck out.

That was fucking terrifying. Glad you got out ok.

Noooooooooope.

But that’s exactly the overwhelming feeling I get when I tell the story of my mother’s date with a serial killer. 

omg WHERE upstate? Asking for my own personal safety

I had a very similar experience a few years ago when an old teacher of mine died (we had kept in touch after I graduated and were really quite close). The only difference is she had just died that night, and I didn’t know for sure she was dead until I woke up in the morning and read the messages on my phone.

I just want to voice a little aside for the poor girls among us: for $5, the Stargazer liquid liner is my jam. The applicator is good, the formula is thick, and it lasts a whole night on the dancefloor. I haven’t tried the colour options yet, but after three months using the black, I might actually go in on it today.

I just want to voice a little aside for the poor girls among us: for $5, the Stargazer liquid liner is my jam. The

Not really a “story” but:

oh no, its far simpler than that - i’m full of shit.

“the spirit that scared you as a child meant you harm, and you will have two more such visitations in your lifetime.”

Not my story personally, but from a friend:

Make a pentagram on your bathroom ceiling from a poultice of your own hair, a gallon of ram’s blood, and the livers of fifteen alcoholic chickens. Cover yourself in a thick layer of golden glitter while chanting that song from The Little Mermaid about Ariel wanting legs in Aramaic and boom, no more spirits.

The ELF one is such a nice budget option. I’m not going to say it is my favorite per say because I just haven’t tried that many liquid liners, but it is $3, doesn’t irritate my eyes, and isn’t particularly hard to use. I don’t mind paying $$$ for products I use every day (hello expensive sunscreen and mascara) but

The ELF one is such a nice budget option. I’m not going to say it is my favorite per say because I just haven’t