I keep my Facebook politics posts a minimum but I was feeling salty this morning. I’ve restisted checking the comments all day but I’m going to donate a dollar to planned parenthood for every negative comment and every person that has unfriended me if any.
Right? I’ve been tested at a Planned Parenthood! Planned Parenthood helped me, a puny little man with weak manparts who is surely a liberal cuck! I’m sure these big strong men who just want to defend innocent little babies from the predation of circling abortion harpies could use some free STD testing from time to…
I used to volunteer a lot for Planned Parenthood in Los Angeles, and much of that was “community outreach” — going to communities that had a clinic and passing out information about the services it offered. The very first time I did one of those, I had what remains the most rewarding and simultaneously most…
Did you ever think you’d be longing for the great speeches George W. Bush made?
Good question— I have a *definite* big-time small-time dick that would be perfect for a BTSTD article, but I don’t think he’s important enough to merit inclusion in the unqualified Big Time. The NY Post did call him “the Democrat who [is] winning the Midwest for Trump,” so maybe he counts?
You gotta maintain that dick diversity - small, big, beautiful, hideous, freckled, pierced, curved, disturbing, serene. It takes all dicks to govern a nation!
A con artist, a fascist, a rapist, and a KGB agent walk into a bar. Bartender says, “What’ll it be, Mr. President?”
Not Bigly Dicks? Feels like a missed opportunity...
He’s the modern day Nero, only his fiddle will be Twitter.
This man is bound to crack soon, right? He can only focus on perceived slights. His all-consuming need for revenge is bound to backfire soon enough. (Or so I have to tell myself in order to keep calm and carry on.)
If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...
Yeah, I know what you mean about the rapidly increasing torrent of scary/infuriating news. I read a bunch of stories and am thinking while I’m reading it that I need to talk to my wife about this stuff, because she doesn’t read about politics much. But when we have time together I have digested so many different…
I’m going through the same thing. The amount of sleep I get a night has been steadily going down and now it’s at about 4 hours. Need to stop reading all this stuff late at night, it’s not doing me any favors.
I am making a new start tomorrow. I am getting too obsessive over this stuff and have to find a new balance. I can’t waste another day doing this and not working...I’ll be in the weeds and its only week three of the semester. Lord help me when the first batch of papers come in next week. I took a walk today and…
My county (Montgomery County in MD) is staying a sanctuary city no matter what and I’m so damn proud of the people representing me right now. I will say it’s a wealthier county so it won’t be hurt as much as some others from the lack of federal funding.
The way he’s going on about the voter fraud issue makes him sound like The Caine Mutiny’s Captain Queeg going on about the missing strawberries.
It’s not just you. Granted I’m a compulsive news reader anyway, but I’m constantly waiting to see what comes next even though I have no way to influence it.
The first time I tried Korbel I had to spit it out! What a classy affair this must have been.
Those three should haunt his ass at the Whitehouse AND Trump fucking tower every day he is in office. Like a twisted version of Poe’s “The Telltale Heart.”
