Can he just adopt the title “His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada Donald J. Trump, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular” and just get it over with? I’m so sick…

Pilot: “Can you fly this plane, and land it?”

Your logic is seriously flawed here. Breaking and entering private property is in no way equivalent to overstaying a visa or crossing the border of a country without going through the proper channels. If you can’t see that, then I’m afraid no one here can help you.

Brave is a word I would use to describe a woman willing to fuck your disgusting ass.

does anyone else feel like they’ve aged like 15 years in the last 20 days?

Americans apparently also cannot do Australian accents. Or there is one version they can kinda do but it’s the thickest, weirdest drawl that maybe three dudes from Darwin maybe have? It’s like if every American in any movie ever had a strong Appalachian accent. Australians everywhere have to be cast into a basket with…

I’ll never forget where I wasn’t on the day of the Bowling Green Massacre.

Guys, this is serious. If you want to help please go here:

Let us all pause to remember the brave Americans who were not killed in the massacre that did not happen in Bowling Green on that fateful day when the terrorists did not attack.

Wait. Why the fuck should a reporter have to ask her WHAT SHE MEANT? Is she not in charge of her own fucking words? Does she not have control over how she forms sentences? I am so goddamn tired of these people I have no fucking clue how I’m gonna make it 4 years without losing my goddamn mind over the hypocrisy.

I’ve seen my dad cry maybe 3 times in my life. He choked up on the phone the other night when commenting he thought that he’d never see this kind of ugliness again in his lifetime. That’s probably partially his straight white male privilege talking. But it was still pretty heartbreaking. The good news is that a lot of…

I’m just happy it’s not being hosted on Geocities.

BTW, I made a donation to the ACLU after they stymied Emperor HiroCheeto.

I have a feeling Bannon was behind this...

“They don’t even know who wrote it.”

I’d start by disowning any friends and family you have who have ever voted Republican