I think we can all look forward to the nation’s esteemed leader taking off one of his shoes and banging it on the podium at some point during these proceedings.

“Harangued” is such an underused word these days. I’m looking forward to him taking off one of his shoes and banging it on the podium in future editions of these excuses for press conferences he holds.

We do love a good dollop of Daily Karl down here in Trumble-land don’t we?

Popular culture’s fascination with special forces since John Wayne’s Green Berets has always had a force multiplier effect on the success or failure on the politicians responsible for national security at the time. Margaret Thatcher more or less cemented her nascent prime ministership by having the breaking of the…

Yes! Orange Bonzo just needs to release his inner Alanis - after all being left at the altar by the rest of America today should feel barely a pinch compared to the abandonment felt by, y’know, women, minorities, proponents of sane national and nuclear security - pick up your bridal train, dry those eyes and get into…

Finally Redtube will win that Pulitzer Prize we all know they’ve been quietly working their way towards. I look forward to the content sharing arrangement with the Washington Post and New York Times.

Pretty sure you’d find Palin was foisted on a very unwilling McCain because the nascent alt-right thought a decorated Navy pilot who spent five years in a North Vietnamese prison camp, on one occasion refusing release after being told his fellow POWs would not be released with him, was somehow too ‘soft’ for the…

You’re speaking my language.

“Mayday, Mayday, this is Marine One.. the President’s 500 piece bucket and 50lb potato and gravy he insisted on bringing on board have overloaded the aircraft.. we’re going to try and ditch in the Potomac”