If Alabama can get to the playoffs without winning their conference, UCF should be able to claim the national championship without making the playoffs

I have been avoiding my great grandson Brocklynn who would like to take me to this, the 118th and allegedly penultimate Avengers film. We have been seeing these films together since time immemorial, obviously since the time when nuclear family structures and live births were the norm, as opposed the the much improved…

The answer is both simple and obvious: Alabama. Didn’t win their conference, didn’t even win their division, didn’t have to play an extra game against a high-quality opponent. If you’re only going to have a four-team playoff, you have to treat conference championship games as the defacto first round, and conference…

to be perfectly honest, mine was nearly choked to death a thousand times over.

Sansa - raped and beaten by Ramsey; survives and becomes leader of the North.

“ATTEMPTED TO DISLODGE A DILDOFROM HIS ANUS USING A LETTER OPENER”

Weird, the guy with face tattoos makes ridiculously bad decisions.

Roy Moore doesn’t want to be fed... He wants to hunt!

I don’t understand the fuss. Everyone they hire is a Brown.

I too can identify with these dudes, as I’m also not allowed to have unsupervised visits with my children.

This dude’s name appears when you do the “Black or Mormon?” quiz at the highest difficulty level.

That seems like a gay porn name.

Two typo’s, huh?

#ROWTHEBOAT I guess?

That was a good job to not Lett him fuck that up.

Hey look guys. Pizzagate is real. 

You’re right. Your comment does seem casually racist.

His lawyer told him to plead the fifth, but he already drank it

I think it makes sense. Of course she identifies with an educator who puts her students in danger and doesn’t actually teach them all that much.

NO. Betsy DeVos DOES NOT get to be Ms. Frizzle!!!!