Those are the kind of alternative facts that will land you job in the Trump White House. Although, the half-assed apology was just contrite enough to hurt his chances.

You must be fun a parties. Dingus.

This. I had a perfect shot to hit a belly-to-back suplex in a college wrestling match. I took it. It cost me a penalty point and the ref said it was pretty and an instant fall under freestyle rules, but if I did it again I’d be disqualified. Totally worth it, 10/10, would do again.

Oh I agree, we don’t know what the volleyball coach’s true motivation was, but we do know Highsmith viewed his response as a negative statement on Rosen’s character.

Whoa now, you’re gonna pull a hammy with a stretch like that. I think the more likely take is he was put off by the fact that the Volleyball coach didn’t want to answer the question and passed him off to his girlfriend. He’s assuming the coach had nothing good to say and didn’t even bother with the generic “he’s a…

To claim the soul stone one must sacrifice someone they love. Tony is half of that equation in their victory timeline; that’s why Strange had to save him.

WTF Cincy? You turned the 9th pick in to two banged up O linemen. Great work from the Brown/Blackburn/Lewis braintrust. My only joy comes from the Browns cocking up the 1st and 4th picks. Passing on the top WRs for a center who would maybe still be there at 46 (or certainly reachable via trade) boggles my fucking…

The horror!

I think he meant he has to return some videotapes.

Uh huh, is that so. Your previous comments betray you. Also, you’re late with your powerpoint, I guess Monday will be soon enough. I will be making note of this for discussion during your mid-year review. Enjoy your weekend!  

Uh, haven’t you been following the latest Pats news? I think that was the point.

Ah, I see now. Please distribute a PowerPoint covering which subjects are still fair game for satire and comedy. Thank you in advance!

Pfft, that’s just masturbation. Aaron Hernandez was the real pro.

Why so serious?

Ohio - Hold my beer!

That’s some hardcore middle school libertarian nonsense, broseph.

I was wondering how Amy Schumer got on the athlete season.

“What’s a blow hole” you say? Well, I’ll tell you what it’s NOT for son, and then you’ll understand why I can never go back to Seaworld

And quoting naughty rap lyrics too.

This reminds me of the article on Jez that blames the existence of Iggy Azalea on T.I. and various other black men. Meh. Is this really any worse than Blazing Sadles?