Lucky guy, I usually have pay extra to have a hooker punch me in the nuts.

What’s the big deal, who hasn’t been filmed chanting the word “naggers” before?.

What the fuck is going on with Andy Reid’s legs and/or shoes? What are thooooose?!?!

Maybe the worst for the titular bachelorette, but definitely the best for the viewing public!

You didn’t even mention it was Kyrie’s birthday too, what kind of fan are you? Dick.

Dang, I was hoping nobody would notice.

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

Hey now, he’s several years removed from his last strip joint shootout. He only assaults healthcare professionals with his own two hands (and mouth) nowadays.

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Man, the Forrest Gump sequel really took a dark turn.

Gesundheit

Yeah, well I thought you’d be bigger.

Welp, you know what they say, nobody’s Burfict.

I’ll just say that the vast majority of firearm deaths are suicides, so your anecdotes reflect reality.

Funny, he seems to be okay with tequila.

Well, it would appear it thawed out at least one rapey caveman.

I blame the stinkin’ root beer these kids are drinking nowadays.

+1 Dead Honkey

Only one will completely derail your NFL career (unless you’re caught on tape)?

Charlie Weis?