I can’t believe the blowjob these announcers are giving Clemson. “With their backs against the wall...” “Outlasting their opponent.” Fucking please. You beat an unranked team by 4 points. You gave up 23 points with “one of the best defenses in college football” to an unranked team. Fucking shitheel Ohio State won a…

While untold amounts of rape kits sit on a shelf or are disposed of. Yeah, “justice”.

Rovell just overlooks the fact that the most important percentage in having your wife open her own business is the percentage of time you now get to spend away from her.

I think it was the “Aaaa, you should ask his girlfriend” at the beginning that was weird. As in the coach knew something, or had a negative opinion of Rosen, but didn’t feel it was his place to talk about it. I think a normal reaction someone expects when they ask about a person is “Oh, Josh? Yeah he’s a good kid” or…

Great work by the Ravens getting Joe Flacco some help at wide receiver.

Sherman: Coach, things are getting stale. There’s something I want to run by you.

Spoiler Alert: a bunch of cgi magical warriors, in a world that also includes space travel and nuclear weapons, will essentially have a bunch of fistfights to settle the fate of the universe.

WTF is happening w Andy Reid’s legs?

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

I gotta hand it to you, that image blew away my expectations.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

any tables involved?

Careful, he’ll stick that thing up your ass and pull the trigger ‘til it goes “click.”

I’ve been waiting my whole Kinja life to make that joke, and you beat me to it.

Bobody’s Nurfict.

My favorite sign today: “As a black boy I just hope that one day I have as many rights as a gun”

Sounds like McEntee should prepare for a Civil ConFLiCT.

Did he have to wear a cone to stop from messing with the stitches?

In that moment, Altuve was thinking to himself, “I wish the Dodgers had won.”