That’s the incel fantasy, “fighting tooth and nail to be...” “society is to blame” “all he wants is ...” “defending someone against rape”

I can’t believe the blowjob these announcers are giving Clemson. “With their backs against the wall...” “Outlasting their opponent.” Fucking please. You beat an unranked team by 4 points. You gave up 23 points with “one of the best defenses in college football” to an unranked team. Fucking shitheel Ohio State won a…

While untold amounts of rape kits sit on a shelf or are disposed of. Yeah, “justice”.

Rovell just overlooks the fact that the most important percentage in having your wife open her own business is the percentage of time you now get to spend away from her.

I think it was the “Aaaa, you should ask his girlfriend” at the beginning that was weird. As in the coach knew something, or had a negative opinion of Rosen, but didn’t feel it was his place to talk about it. I think a normal reaction someone expects when they ask about a person is “Oh, Josh? Yeah he’s a good kid” or…

Okay first and foremost, why didn’t they use the sling ring to cut off the gaunlet when they subdued him? And second, why bother killing off half your characters in such dramatic fashion if you’re going to include literally every character who has a future movie greenlit already? (to say nothing of the…

Can we talk about the unfinished FX in the final hero scene?

Great work by the Ravens getting Joe Flacco some help at wide receiver.

Sherman: Coach, things are getting stale. There’s something I want to run by you.

Spoiler Alert: a bunch of cgi magical warriors, in a world that also includes space travel and nuclear weapons, will essentially have a bunch of fistfights to settle the fate of the universe.

WTF is happening w Andy Reid’s legs?

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

I gotta hand it to you, that image blew away my expectations.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

any tables involved?

Careful, he’ll stick that thing up your ass and pull the trigger ‘til it goes “click.”

I’m sure you’ve had people explain this to you many, many times, and somehow it didn’t take, but just so I can say I’ve done my due diligence: the right of free speech applies to governmental restrictions. Period. It does not give you the right to say anything you want without your idiocy being deleted on Gizmodo,…

I’ve been waiting my whole Kinja life to make that joke, and you beat me to it.

Bobody’s Nurfict.