In summation, I hope the Colts didn’t kill one of the few good quarterbacks in the NFL, but they probably did.

Either that helmet is made for a child, or that guy’s been drinking Ken Griffey Jr’s Brain & Nerve Tonic.

Having fun is disrespectful to the troops.

Fining him his salary for the game would be a more appropriate penalty

But, the education that kid will receive-

No, nothing.

Yeah I’ve been replaying some shitty behavior in my 20s in my mind. I was pushy at times. I never ignored a hard no, but I did try to get people to change minds, stuff like that. I feel a little sick thinking about it, and I wish I knew then what I know now.

Uh, this is America. People carry guns to the bathroom.

Finally, the Florida Gator offense gets going.

I initially read “caffeine runs” as meaning “diarrhea from too much coffee”, and became a little concerned....

“What you wearing?”

No but he used to fuck guys like him in prison.

Rich white kids from the mid-Atlantic and coastal south.

I think this may be more of a middle manager thing than a man thing.

Team Petchesky here. If you are sitting next to me on a plane and break out a Ziploc bag of hard boiled eggs I am perfectly justified in thinking that you are a sociopath.

Bill Clinton has never really faced the scrutiny he should for the things he should be scrutinized for.

We’ve reached a point where anyone who sees an actual Nazi and says “Hey maybe we should hear them out/give them a chance..” needs to be considered at minimum a sympathizer.

You should see a lawyer, I’ve read in many cases the NDA isn’t worth the paper it’s on. Especially when the other party has broken the law. It’s a new ball game then.

This very much relates! Whenever someone shows me a Twitter feed I usually have no idea what’s going on at all. None of it seems to be linear which confuddles the life out of me, and that’s coming from someone who’s used to reading Kinja threads!

Truly, we just lost a great American songwriter, as well as another great King of the Hill character: