Make him play minor-league baseball for a year.

Randle was reached for a reply and denied he ever gambled, “I merely enjoyed playing Draft Kings like millions of my fellow Americans, which is a game of SKILL, not gambling.”

That’s not a catch, but somehow that bullshit front-flip out of bounds butt-catch the Steelers made against the Bengals was a catch?

I’m not even supposed to be here today!

Who in the hell taught you to do that? You deserve what you got

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

“That’s no moon.”

This reminds me of the scene in Shawshank Redemption when Hadley is pissed that he’s inherited money from his brother because he might have to pay taxes on it.

Nothing worse than seeing a former teammate, leader, and inspiration leaving a trail of tears as he walks out the door, one Blackfoot following the other.

Where's a Hines Ward jaw-breaking crack block when you need one?

A multi-game suspension isn’t enough for Burfict. A better punishment would be to trade him to the Cleveland Browns.

This is all the proof you really need.

A woman attending a private party at Brown’s suite in the hotel claims Brown punched her in the face after taking she took his picture.

That’s not a turtleneck, it’s very thin skin.

That dude ruined the productition of the interview.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

How? Wut? Did you guys plan that???

That is straight up booster money. It was meant for a prostitute.

“Alcoholism is a disease. But it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, you are an alcoholic! Dammit Otto, you have Lupus! One of those two doesn’t sound right.”

The only real tragedy here is that there are kids involved.