Sounds legit. I’m pretty sure Jesus specifically said “Do not let the little children come unto me, because they haven’t been baptized yet.”

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I’d buy that for a dollar.

Kobe—Tell me how these facts taste.

KG would’ve won the Game of Thrones by season 2.

This movie has aged better than my exes. Hi-yo!

I think this just proves that Andy Dalton thinks his nickname refers to his penis, not his arm.

WATT: Our goal was to come out here and make the “Red Rifle” look like a Red Ryder BB gun.
SALTERS: (laughs) wow!
WATT: We wanted to make the “Bengals” look like housecats.
SALTERS: R-right, ok
WATT: The plan was to make “Pacman” look like Pong.
SALTERS: (quietly) That’s enough, JJ.
WATT: We gameplanned to “flatten” Jeremy…

On a visit to NYC a few years ago my friend and I took the subway to get to his parents from our hotel. I suggested we just take a cab because I didn’t want to chance riding with bums and weirdos. My friend chastised me to not be a pussy. We get on the train and the car we are in is moderately full but still some…

Would you be asking the same question is the caretaker was a male and the disabled person he had sex with was a female with the mental capability of a toddler and unable to communicate?

How is the player who lands on the ball and tosses it up for a teammate not down?

Well, I mean, we don’t know what she looks like.

~momentary derail~

Okay, legally in the legalize of, One legal definition used in the United States is a minor bereft through “death or disappearance of, abandonment or desertion by, or separation or loss from, both parents”. (thank you, wikipedia.)

The correct answer is always: Killer Klowns from Outer Space.