I mean, I know spicy Thai food is going to scorch my butthole the next day, but goddamnit thats a tomorrow problem and I need my fix right now!

I was talking about this with my mother (who has a Ph.D. in education and worked for years in schools). It’s hard to discipline and many teachers don’t want to do it. It can be easier to move it to administration or to the police liaison officer. The problem with that is what we see in the video with using a liaison…

What do all three have in common? They all got away with “it”.

Georgia Tech fans are posting about The Lord of the Rings while FSU fans admit to not grasping the basic rules of the game. Looks like those comments are still firmly planted on the rails to me.

I got a DUI in August 2014 and I will say people who drive drunk are assholes and the punishment we get is nowhere close enough to the crime. I wrote a thank you note to the guy who called the police on me. I needed to be anywhere but on the road.

She’s going to effectively erase Margaret Thatcher from the history books.

“But I literally would sleep with a girl and then cry about it afterward. I’m like, ‘What am I doing? I don’t know what I’m doing.’”

Penis

“MRSA? Is that the one that makes it burn while you pee? Had it. A shot cleared it right up!” - Rob Gronkowski

Whoa- it’s, like, one flaming thing short of a Mad Max prop..

Don’t most people have different personalities in different settings? I know I do. I have a work persona that’s very different from who I am with friends and with family. I’m even different in different friend groups. I’m sure there’s more to the story, but that particular complaint seems kind of weak

In all fairness, they stopped producing Bills apparel in ‘94, so they are pretty limited on what to wear.

“why Andrews is owed every damn penny”

In fairness, if you’ve gotta die, going out coked up in a brothel is probably one of the better ways. Right behind saving your entire family from the wreck of a burning battleship.

Umm...so staged. His girlfriend is marginally a better actor than he is.

It’s not clear whether or not Atwood’s girlfriend was in on his latest prank