What about Kotaku? Ha ha, just kidding. Nerds.

“Having one great wide receiver is a boon for any new quarterback, but Russell has two of these motherfuckers on his team.”

I love Rex Ryan as much as the next fan, but a retread is a retread.

I pretty sure the people of Arlen are Cowboys fans.

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

No, no you don’t lift

That must be his first child, a veteran Dad would have used her as a ball retrieval system.

As far as RC and Buzz flying. This is a movie about toys that are alive. I think we can let those go.

They should’ve gone to Minnesota State. Coach Hayden Fox and Dauber would’ve never let that shit fly under their watch.

‘Montage of Heck was a hard watch, but it was well done’

I never understood what NWA had against Sting, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland.

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

“No way a single jet could do that much damage.” - Pete Carroll

I know we all love to pretend professional athletes are only controlled by the unwritten rules and culture of their sports while in the locker room, but shouldn’t Enemkpali, you know, go to jail if he cold-cocked a guy hard enough to break his jaw?

He laughed and looked back at us and said “Can’t waste a good beer” while peeling the dead insect from his empty cup and tossing it onto the aisle steps beside him.

Minnesota, where “The U” somehow means the University of Minnesota.

What a Pussy.

Your spelling and spacing are a little off, Tom.

It does look pretty savage, but I think the tow hooks were a non-starter because the front wheels were so mangled, they had to get the front end that high off the ground to get it out.