“He used to ride me pretty hard.”

I was going to player for Michigan, but then I took an arrow in the knee

Also, parts should be easy to get to, like the filters and such. You shouldn’t have to remove a fender to get a battery (*ahem* Solstice).

THIS!? Coming from the same fucking guy who changed the pronunciation of his name so it would rhyme with Heisman.

Because mom would put an end to this real quick.

He would have given the Clippers an “A” if he had played for North Carolina.

I don’t know what you’re talking about Caitlyn Jenner didn’t hit anybody with her car. It was some dude.

Two Frenchmen, a Dutchman, an Australian, and a Russian all slid into a Pole.

Yup—if you’re complaining about this shit and you don’t personally attend women’s sporting events/buy merch/etc., you’re a part of the problem.

Well, I can’t vouch for EVERY cold air intake on the market, but I know we’ve had dozens of K&N ones on our dyno here at work (we make the installation videos for them) and every single one has made the power they claim it should make. Dudes know what they are doing over there...

PGA and LPGA are Golf, not tennis.

oh, everyone at this was a moron. There’s a reason why you don’t stand on the outside of a corner.

Cats destroy yoga could be a theme.

12. In theory, it could prevent your death via dehydration.

questions only raised in the midwest, where passive aggression is the key to success.

Can any woman just “secret wife” someone?? Is it like an infection?

Unlike Anthony Kennedy, not every Ryno is having a good day.

The foundation contributed $32,985 to non-profit groups in 2013 and had another $155,629 in expenses for “charitable purposes”

Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!